Funny Dreamer Icons

You know, I was thinking of funny icons (inspired by ontd_asoiaf) for The Dreamer based on characters, kind of like this: http://bit.ly/neEr8F
I though of some funny subtitles, like –
Beatrice Whaley haters don’t have two boyfriends
Alexander Hamilton haters don’t like rags-to-riches stories
Nathan Hale haters were rejected from Yale
Alan Warren haters are allergic to apples

stuff like that. Does anyone have some ~*~rad photoshop skillz?~*~ I’d make them, but alas, I don’t have it. I only have MS paint.

I could help out if you like. I can't make the icons flash or anything but I will try to do something cool.

If you could just show me the pictures that you want for each of the icons, I can go right ahead with it. They don't even have to be icon size.